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40 Funny Coworker, Colleague leaving, Farewell messages



  1. "Don't leave us, who will we blame for the broken printer now?"
  2. "Goodbye and good riddance! Just kidding, we'll miss you (a little)."
  3. "You're leaving? We thought you were just taking a really long lunch break!"
  4. "We'll miss you more than our morning coffee (and that's saying something)."
  5. "Sorry to see you go, we were just starting to get good at ignoring each other."
  6. "Bye-bye, don't forget us when you're rich and famous (or just rich)."
  7. "Thanks for the memories (and for never taking the last slice of pizza)."
  8. "You're leaving? But who will we blame for the never-ending supply of dirty dishes in the sink?"
  9. "Good luck on your next adventure, we'll try not to burn the place down without you."
  10. "Farewell to the one person who always made Mondays bearable (and Fridays unbearable)."
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  12. "We'll miss your face (and your awesome dance moves)."
  13. "Thanks for always being the office DJ (and for never playing the same song twice)."
  14. "Don't worry, we'll keep your seat warm (and probably spill coffee on it)."
  15. "Goodbye to the one person who always knew where the good snacks were hiding."
  16. "Thanks for making us laugh (even when we were stressed out of our minds)."
  17. "Sorry to see you go, we were just starting to understand your weird sense of humor."
  18. "You're leaving? But who will we blame for the broken air conditioning now?"
  19. "Thanks for being an awesome coworker (and for never stealing our stapler)."
  20. "Goodbye to the one person who always volunteered to take the minutes (and who actually knew what was going on)."
  21. "We'll miss your witty comebacks (and your not-so-witty puns)."
  22. "Sorry to see you go, but at least we'll have one less person stealing our snacks!"
  23. "Farewell to the coworker who always made sure the coffee was never empty. We'll miss you (and the caffeine jitters)!"
  24. "Goodbye to the office comedian. Who will we turn to for laughs now?"
  25. "Adios, amigo! Don't forget to come back and visit us, or we'll send the memes after you!"
  26. "It's not goodbye, it's just a chance to unfriend each other on Facebook."
  27. "Leaving us, huh? Well, we hope your new coworkers are at least half as fun as us (good luck with that)."
  28. "Thanks for leaving and making the rest of us look more productive!"
  29. "Bye-bye, and don't let the door hit you on the way out (we need that door for coffee runs)."
  30. "We'll miss you, but at least we won't have to listen to your terrible taste in music anymore!"
  31. "You're leaving? Can we have your chair? It's way more comfortable than ours.""Congratulations on your new job! We'll miss you, but we won't miss your terrible puns."
  32. "Thanks for all the memories (and the office pranks). Best of luck in your next adventure!"
  33. "Leaving already? We were just starting to like you (kidding, you were always our favorite)."
  34. "Sorry to hear you're leaving. Who else will we blame for the office's bad smell?"
  35. "Don't worry, we won't forget about you (we'll still use your name when we talk to the printer)."
  36. "Goodbye to the coworker who always brought in the best snacks. We'll miss you (and your secret snack stash)."
  37. "Thanks for making our days brighter (and our workload lighter). Best of luck in your new role!"
  38. "You're leaving? But who will we turn to for tech support now?"
  39. "Sorry to see you go, but we know you'll do great things (and we'll keep stalking you on LinkedIn)."
  40. "Thanks for being a great coworker (and for never stealing our office chair). Best of luck in your next gig!"


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Funny messages for coworkers who left to get a better job:



  1. "Goodbye to the coworker who always made us feel inferior with their fancy job titles. We'll miss you (but not your superiority complex)."
  2. "Congratulations on the new job! We'll miss you, but we won't miss your constant reminders of how much better your life is now."
  3. "Farewell to the coworker who always made us look bad by being so productive. We'll miss you (and the unrealistic standards you set for us)."
  4. "Sorry to see you go, but we're excited for the chance to be the cool office now (you know, the one that people leave to work at)."
  5. "Thanks for leaving and making us feel less bad about our mediocre salaries. Best of luck in your new role!"
  6. "Leaving for a better job? Don't forget us little people when you're living the high life (or do, we could use a sugar mama/papa)."
  7. "Goodbye to the coworker who always had the fancy business cards. We'll miss you (and your questionable design choices)."
  8. "Thanks for inspiring us to update our resumes (and for making us question our life choices). Best of luck in your new adventure!"
  9. "Sorry to see you go, but at least we won't have to listen to you talk about your amazing new job anymore (just kidding, we'll probably still hear about it)."
  10. "Farewell to the coworker who always had the latest tech gadgets. We'll miss you (but not your constant bragging about them)."


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  1. "Goodbye to the coworker who's finally figured out what's really important in life: not working! Enjoy retirement!"
  2. "Congratulations on retiring! We'll miss you, but we won't miss your terrible coffee breath (just kidding, we'll miss that too)."
  3. "Farewell to the coworker who's finally getting to live their best life: sleeping in and playing golf. We're jealous (and we'll miss you)."
  4. "Sorry to see you go, but we're excited for you to finally have time to catch up on all the important things in life (like Netflix and napping)."
  5. "Thanks for being an inspiration to us all: showing us that retirement is possible (and that we should start saving for it now)."
  6. "Leaving to retire? Don't forget to send us postcards from all the amazing places you'll be visiting (or don't, we'll probably just be jealous)."
  7. "Goodbye to the coworker who always had the best retirement plan. We'll miss you (and your endless stories about the Bahamas)."
  8. "Thanks for showing us that it's possible to escape the daily grind (and for leaving us here to suffer). Enjoy your retirement!"
  9. "Sorry to see you go, but at least we won't have to hear you complain about the office coffee anymore (just kidding, we'll still hear about it)."
  10. "Farewell to the coworker who's finally getting to live their dream: not working! We'll miss you (but not your endless complaints about the printer)."



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Messages for coworkers leaving because they hated working there



While it's important to be respectful and considerate of a coworker who is leaving, it's not appropriate to make fun of someone's negative experiences at work. However, I can suggest some alternative, more positive messages that celebrate the person's departure:


  1. "Goodbye to the coworker who always reminded us how much worse our jobs could be. Thanks for the reality check (and for leaving)."
  2. "Farewell to the coworker who was always too good for this place. We'll miss you (but not your superiority complex)."
  3. "Sorry to see you go, but we're excited for you to find a job that doesn't make you miserable. Best of luck in your new adventure!"
  4. "Thanks for the memories (even the terrible ones). Best of luck in your new job (which will hopefully not suck as much)."
  5. "Goodbye to the coworker who always had a better offer waiting. We'll miss you (but not your constant reminders of how much better things could be)."
  6. "Leaving because you hated working here? We don't blame you (and we're secretly jealous). Best of luck in your new gig!"
  7. "Farewell to the coworker who always had the worst luck. We hope your new job treats you better (and that your curse doesn't follow you there)."
  8. "Thanks for all the laughs (even if they were just coping mechanisms). Best of luck in your next chapter!"
  9. "Sorry to see you go, but at least you won't have to pretend to like working here anymore (just kidding, we know you never did)."
  10. "Goodbye to the coworker who was always too cool for this place. We'll miss you (but not your condescending glances)."




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Fun messages for a coworker who is leaving to have a baby:



  1. "Goodbye to the coworker who's about to become a superhero: a mom/dad! Best of luck on this new adventure."
  2. "Farewell to the coworker who's leaving to start a new job title: 'parent'. May your sleepless nights be few and your baby's naps be long."
  3. "Sorry to see you go, but we're excited for you to meet the newest member of your team. Congrats on the promotion to 'parent'!"
  4. "Thanks for showing us that there's more to life than work (like changing diapers and singing lullabies). Best of luck on this new adventure!"
  5. "Goodbye to the coworker who's about to embark on the most rewarding (and exhausting) job of all: parenting. Congrats and enjoy the ride!"
  6. "Leaving to have a baby? Don't forget to bring them back to visit the office (and to share your baby pics on social media)."
  7. "Farewell to the coworker who's leaving to start a new project: raising a tiny human. Best of luck and congratulations!"
  8. "Thanks for all the hard work (and the baby bump). Best wishes for a smooth delivery and a happy, healthy baby!"
  9. "Sorry to see you go, but at least you're leaving to start a job with the best benefits: a baby's smile and snuggles. Enjoy the new role!"
  10. "Goodbye to the coworker who's trading in their keyboard for a pacifier. Congrats on the new role and best wishes for a healthy, happy baby!"


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Farewell messages for a coworker who left due to poor health:



When a coworker leaves due to poor health, it can be a sensitive and emotional time. Here are some messages that express sympathy and well-wishes:


  1. "Sorry to see you go, but we hope you'll be back to good health soon. Take care and best wishes."
  2. "Farewell to the coworker who fought hard against poor health. We admire your strength and courage, and wish you all the best for a speedy recovery."
  3. "We'll miss your presence in the office, but your health is the most important thing. Take all the time you need to rest and recover. Sending you lots of positive energy and love."
  4. "Goodbye to the coworker who always put their health first. We respect your decision to prioritize your well-being, and we're sending you lots of good thoughts and wishes for a full recovery."
  5. "Thanks for all the hard work and dedication, even when your health was a challenge. Take care of yourself and know that you're missed in the office."
  6. "Leaving due to poor health is never easy, but we hope you know how much we appreciate all you've done for the team. Wishing you a speedy recovery and better days ahead."
  7. "Sorry to see you go under these circumstances, but we're here to support you in any way we can. Sending you lots of strength and positivity for a healthy future."
  8. "Farewell to the coworker who inspired us with their resilience and positive attitude, even when facing health challenges. You'll be missed in the office, but we're rooting for you in your recovery journey."
  9. "Thanks for the good times and hard work. We'll miss you in the office, but we're sending you all our best wishes for a full recovery."
  10. "Goodbye to the coworker who always put a smile on our faces, even when dealing with health issues. Your positive attitude and strength are an inspiration to us all. Best wishes for a healthy and happy future."









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